It's not entirely your fault

Ever wonder why you have that one ex who wont speak to you? Or maybe even several of them. The typical unfriend, unfollow and block. Well cheer up it might not entirely be all your fault! You might just be able to get away with 50% of the blame.

After much thought and analyzing this predicament of life, I've come up with four different variables to this situation. wether several or just one ex the result is always the same, for him/her to know and for you to find out.So hopefully this brings closure to that "what the fuck did I do" thats always been in the back of your mind and maybe, just maybe, you are after all a crazy bitch (or asshole).

1) He/she feels extremely shitty that they dumped you and are too ashamed to ever face you again.
aahh yes! the shame, the guilty conscience, the embarrassment of having to face you because they broke your heart. What could be worse than having to face you! After all guilt is a small price to pay for the uncertainty you will have to face the rest of your life . should it really even matter, its just another heartbreak for your loyalty rewards program on getting hurt.

2)He/she never loved you.
By far the coldest trick in the book. The "I love you" in exchange of some tongue action and if they hit the motherload (and you're easy) you'll be practicing baby making in no time. They block you hoping you don't spam their wall begging them to come back. So at the end, you end up like and idiot thinking you'll be lonely forever until you finally realize you were only pretending to be happy and move on.

3)Too fast, too soon.
Maybe pushing them around is not the best idea, telling him that you are "wifey material" might not be the brightest thing to say after the first date. Congratulations not only have you scared the living hell out of them but you have managed to make the word commitment their biggest phobia. Their only resource left is to block you and run as fast as they can hoping that you don't end up at their doorstep telling them to put a ring on it. So next time someone comes around take a chill pill or two, a Xanax or Prozac whatever works for you.

4) CRAZY PSYCHOPATH OVERLY ATTACHED STALKER
pretty self explanatory, need I say more? (you really should be ashamed of yourself though).

So at the end it might not entirely be your fault or maybe it is, whatever the reason just move on, there is plenty of fish in the sea!

PS: If the last one does apply, you will most likely die alone.