YOUNG AND BROKE: 50 shades of things I don't understand. (PART 2)

I present to you the second part of my dissatisfaction towards life's WTF moments and my constant thoughts on why being in your twenties is so damn hard. A cornucopia of the conjurings of my strange mind (and yours).

1. Sex: A necessity in every young adults life yet it turns into a sort of milestone similar to that of your first kiss or your first day of high school when you realize it's never good enough.
2. When did Hannah Montana turn into Miley Cyrus?
3. Not being able to have the self confidence to withstand a one  night stand.
4. You are NEVER going to be famous.
5. The constant need to look at cat videos on youtube.
6. I wonder what my future husband/wife is doing right now?
7. How come the guys that hit on me at the bar, are NOT the ones  that I WANT to hit on me.
8. Though commitment scares the shit out of me and might ruin my plans for the next 10 years, I still don't understand why I WANT IT SO BAD!
9. All I wanted is to finish high school now i would cut my left tit just to go back.
10. My constant need to apologize to people when I don't give a fuck about them.
11. You are always, ALWAYS, going to get hurt.
12. Unable to poop in public restrooms.
13. The fear of having my job become an actual CAREER.
14. When did i suddenly become a college drop-out TWICE.
15. Overly positive people.
16. Constant Unsatisfaction towards everything I thought would make me happy 5 years ago.
17. Telling myself every picture of someone beautiful is photoshopped to make myself feel better.
18. Constantly spending money I don't have yet I still have nothing to wear.
19. Am I ever going to fall in love? 
20. Parents constantly misunderstanding how old you are and making sure of everything you did from the point you wake up to when you are tucked in bed
21. You've seen  every episode of Portlandia on Netflix yet you still don't understand what the fuck the are talking about.
22. AUTOCORRECT.
23. How nothing ever feels as good and simple as a childhood accomplishment.
24. How bad lighting at a bar will determine if you get laid or not.
25. What is life? I have no fucking idea.