YOUNG AND BROKE: 50 shades of things I don't understand. (PART 1)

There are certain things in life I am yet to comprehend. The fact of something leaving a big WTF inside my head no longer amuses me  yet leaves me hanging on a noose that I call life. So without further adieu, I present to you the question marks behind my so called irony and why I am yet to understand them. This is the list of my personal and most likely every young adults wtf moments.

1.  Towels: why is it that we wash them, I mean if we are clean right after our showers why can't we just let them be? Im just wasting money that I could use on very much needed BOOZE, on going to the cleaners.
2. Im 21 and I am still breaking out everywhere. Wasn't acne supposed to stop right after puberty?
3. Cellulite. Need I say more?
4. How come living with my parents has become such a drag? The home cooked meals and clean sheets lost it's charm after the first two weeks.
5. Instagram posts of every meal people eat like a give 2 fucks.
6. THE BIG ONE! why is college so goddam necessary!?
7. Not being able to go a single day without caffeine. Life without it would be unbearable.
8. My love for the smell of gasoline.
9. Every girl having a bigger tit than the other one.
10. Skyping with my best friends abroad starts off with laughter and ends in us drowning in our tears because of how shitty our lives are without each other.
11. WORK. Ain't nobody got time for that.
12. Cut 4 Bieber!... Are you fucking serious!?
13. PMS: Making me want to stab everyones eyes with an icicle since 2003.
14. My constant attraction to bearded and homeless looking men.
15. MY EX...Pretty self explanatory.
16. Facebook hashtags. If I make my profile private it means I DON'T WANT THE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD TO SEE IT! 
17. That stupid smirk on every college grads face. What's so fucking great about school anyway?
18. Big booty/small titties, big titties/small booty
19. Ryan gosling why you so sexy?
20. not learning from my repetitive mistakes like my constant need of getting my heart broken by the same guy, thus I have managed to no longer have a heart.
21. Craigslist creeps and their constant adds about looking for a personal muse preferably asian.
22. Happy people. Are they actually happy or are they just better at pretending?
23. 2000 facebook friends and only know 24 of them.
24. Twitter is pointless.
25. Where the fuck is life taking me now?